- that is not my beautiful wife
And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
 And you may find yourself …
- Love is a big fat pain in the ass
And I’m not talking about cosmic love, or love of my friends or self-love or …
- Why knit?
Know this: if anyone ever knits you a pair of socks, it means they really, …
- Free Agent
I am about as “free” as I can be. No property, posessions or position; no …
- When shit happens
There is no question that my escape from Homeland Security was partially pure dumb luck—or …
