I have a secret superpower. I can make the trees connect with the sky, make the greens merge into browns, soften the edges of things. I can make the fabric of things fuzz and blend into one tapestry, no one thing distinct. Even the birdsong and airplane engines and aromas and thoughts, I can blend it all in a gentle wash.

All i need to do, is take off my glasses. I like things better this way.

Laser eye surgery is not for me.